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~How do you throw away a garbage can?
~Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A?
~Why do old men have hair in their ears?
~Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts?
~If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny?
~Why are things typed up but written down?
~How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet?
~What does OK actually mean?
~what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
~Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
~Why do donuts have holes?
~Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different?
~If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
~If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
~Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
~How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
~Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? ~If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
~Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?
~Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running foward?
~If you tell someone they are being judgmental arnt you being judgmental yourself?
~Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
~How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?
~Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
~Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?
~Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
~Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
~If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
~How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
~Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?
~Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
~If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
~Do cows drink milk?
~What is a male ladybug called?
~Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound?
~Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
~Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
~If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
~How fast do hotcakes sell?
~If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
~Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
~Does the President have to pay taxes?
~Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on christmas lights?
~If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
~If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
~Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
~If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
~Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
~What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
~Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
~Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
~Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
~What do you call a female daddy long legs?
~If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
~Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
~If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
~In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
~Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
~Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
~If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
~Why are SOFTballs hard?
~Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
~Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
~Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
~If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
~Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
~Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
~Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
~Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
~Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
~Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
~What do people in China call their good plates?
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